Quiet

Here’s what I loved about the Great Alaska Shootout semifinal between Eastern Kentucky and Alabama-Birmingham: The host team Anchorage wasn’t involved. Therefore, the place was near empty, while the video coverage was unaccompanied.

No games on the floor or Jumbotron to entertain the crowd at timeout. No cheerleaders, no band, no canned music or public address.

Best of all, no “play by play” or “color commentary” to tell me what’s happening as though I can’t see it. This is why I turn the sound off, though I miss the ambient noise of a basketball crowd.

It was effing wonderful. Basketball is great, except when people think basketball by itself isn’t interesting enough.

What will they do during the Utah vs. Eastern Kentucky championship game? Alaska-Anchorage will be done with their third-place game, so their broadcaster is also done, right?

As long as this is THE YEAR, maybe the basketball gods will let the Great Alaska Shootout championship game be broadcast in relative quiet.

Utah 101 Alaska-Anchorage 57 in Great Alaska Shootout semifinal

The standard cliche is that the only thing that stop a team is injury or themselves. OK, injury will take down any contender, but I don’t think “themselves” always applies. 

For that to work, I think a team must lack chemistry, or suffer internal distraction. For instance, LSU, whose players’ mothers bicker over social.

Utah beat host Alaska-Anchorage 101-57 in a semifinal at the Great Alaska Shootout. 

Seniors Issy Palmer and Dasia Young DNP. In Palmer’s absence, Vieira triple-doubled with 14 assists, 10 points, at 10 times peeled off the floor.

Young players got extended looks.

Freshman forward Reese Ross had 20 and 11 in 19 minutes, and perhaps more surprising, 0 turnovers and 0 fouls. 

Ross played brilliantly on offensive glass.

On the other hand, sophomore Lani White’s development has stalled during a three-game plateau. She looks shellshocked since shooting 1-for-11 vs. South Carolina St. 

I’m amused that  Kneepkens and hometown star Pili shot 15-of-21 plus 5-of-6 for 40 points, and it seems rather ordinary.

Later today, championship game vs. Eastern Kentucky, who beat Alabama-Birmingham. Forward Sierra McCullough had a better rebounding night than Utah’s Ross.

Oregon 64 Grand Canyon 56

Wasn’t so long ago that Oregon was absolutely loaded. The 2020 championship team included Ionescu, Sabally, Hebert. Even as they moved on, there followed the second Sabally, Paopao, Rogers. I recognized only one of the 2024 Ducks, because 6-foot-8 post Philippina Kyei is hard to miss.

At Grand Canyon — whose Coach Miller won about a million games at D2 Drury while losing about 3 — Oregon was bigger at every position, and outscored the Antelopes in each quarter.

I make a bigger deal of that than perhaps is pertinent, but doesn’t it seem in most cases, the losing team had one better quarter? If your team never let up, controlled pace throughout, while even the bench players were superior, I’m impressed. Note Oregon won by 8 — leading the second quarter by 5, the others by 1.

Kyei and 6-foot-4 forward VanSlooten scored 34, shot 50%, pulled 25 rebounds, made 5 assists, and blocked a couple of shots. The Antelopes defending them fouled out, and the other had 4.

Washington 81 Pacific 64

Washington was one of the Pacific-12’s tougher representatives at the last NCAA tournament. The Huskies burst at the end, after a poor first-half in conference play.

Washington looked really good vs. Pacific. I thought it could be acceptable for Washington if they play at least this well through non-conference play.

The Huskies were better than the Tigers at defense, rebounding, and shooting. Nothing and no one stood out.

The boxscore said four Huskies were in double figures (three Tigers). It was much a team effort by Washington, which is something we say even when wasn’t, but I truly mean it.

One Husky who made a sudden impression was #22. I looked for #22 among their starters, but sophomore forward Shayla Gillmer got 12 minutes off the bench. There’s the standout aspect of this game: 27-14 scoring, 11-7 rebounds from the reserves.

The loss at Baylor could be a good thing if the Utes regain focus, said Utah coach Roberts

Say you want to talk to Batman, but you’re just an ordinary taxpayer in Gotham City.

Maybe you can walk through dark alleys, hoping to get mugged. Or you call the Justice League, and leave a message. Good luck with that, but should your words to Batman get by all the gatekeepers, then, oh, reach Aquaman, Aquaman might think: “Gotham City is in trouble!”, and the wheels are in motion.

If Gotham City police commissioner Gordon wants to talk to Batman, he picks up the Batphone, boom, direct line. Unless Batman just lets it ring through to Batvoicemail or whatever.

The first is like dealing with an athletic department within the Pac-12 Conference, or the NCAA. Wrestle through red tape, make additional phone calls, you might wind up talking to the desired people.

The second is like having Coach Roberts in your contacts list. Last May, I had the lovely thought to get a headstart, because THIS IS THE YEAR, after all. Coach’s phone was broken, and when she called me, I was about to play chess.

Six months pass.

Today, Coach returned my call from an hour earlier. I said: I shouldn’t have to learn things about your program from ESPN, like her broken arm. Now that I think about it, she might’ve been driving one-handed, so maybe that wasn’t the safest or most law-abiding time to talk.

It used to be that following a loss wasn’t the safest time to talk. One night after a loss at Colorado State, Coach Roberts was steaming, which blasted the snow clear on the walk to the team bus.

“We were awful”, Roberts said about Utah’s 84-77 loss Tuesday at Baylor. “Maybe it’s on me. I thought we were prepared, but were just unprepared for the intensity.”

Roberts could say last season that the Utes are young, still growing together as a team. This season, that isn’t so suitable. “It didn’t help that we lost (Wooden watch-listed senior forward) Alissa Pili for 18 minutes in the first half. That knocked us back on our heels, but we’ve got kids who’ve been here two or three years now. They know what we do, and we didn’t do it.”

“I’m not happy with how we played, but if they respond in the right way, react in an appropriate way, this will be a good loss”, Roberts said. “If it refocuses them, and they stop this pursuit of perfection, it could be a very good thing.”

Baylor 84 Utah 77

I’ve been questioning how much heart I want to put into this basketball season — I’ve not yet attended a game — but after chess class Tuesday, I watched the second quarter at Baylor in the school’s parking lot, then raced around at halftime looking for a sports bar (unsuccessfully). That sounds typical, at least.

After brushing off three cupcakes by an average score of 112-44, Utah met a Top 25 team, and lost 84-77 at Baylor.

When they’re on, Utah’s one of those teams that anyone likes to watch — the Utes move the ball, and shoot the ball.

At Baylor, not so much. You can usually form a picture of how well Utah played by holding their assists total up to their field goals made, and to their turnovers.

I saw Utah make fewer passes in sum, and some passes that were just wishful. If there were an algorithmic way to apportion Utah’s sub-par ball movement between their execution and Baylor’s defense, I’d apply it.

Baylor led by 5 with 2:15 remaining, and it got out of reach partly due to four Utah turnovers. Two of those turnovers were offensive fouls by Utah ballhandlers. The boxscore said two, but I’d swear I saw three — and two of those calls were close in the manner that causes skepticism about the officials.

Baylor guard Jana Van Gytenbeek committed one foul in three minutes, else it would’ve been a “3 billion” (decades ago, Dallas 11th man Steve Farmer coined the term ‘billion’ for his usual boxscore line: 1 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0, which I still think so funny that I could kill it with overuse). I can’t imagine Baylor is better than Stanford at anything academically — three minutes surely can’t be why she left Silicon Valley for Waco, Texas.

Just 30 more games left, with the Great Alaska Shootout next. I thought about going, for four games in a weekend, but it’s effing Alaska. One of my best friends had a goal of playing in a chess tournament in every state — he got 49 in fair time, but he didn’t want to go to Alaska, either.

Welcome to THE YEAR

Each year around this time, I have to ask myself how much I want to put into basketball. I can ponder some related questions around the clock.

Is there a future in this?

Prospects for the future diminished over time. Making a career change at 60 sounds absurd, while sports media has grown more and more stupid. To add color during an NBA game, TNT broadcasts tweets from nobodies.

When you think about it, that’s not as bad as I suggest, and it’s sort of par for the course. Sports broadcasting has almost never been helpful, except for where it began: baseball on the radio.

A century ago, we needed someone at the ballyard to tell us what was going on. Sometimes they used to fake it, imagining the action on the field, with improvised sound effects.

That’s cool, because it was storytelling.

Television screwed everything up, but stupid people love television, and networks and advertisers capitalize on that for trillions, so there you go.

When sports came to TV, they thought they should maintain the model of someone describing what we couldn’t see — though we could.

It works for American football, but mostly after the plays have ended. When John Madden began breaking football plays down with the telestrator, that’s real value.

Basketball, especially, is not meant for radio or television, because it’s all a broadcaster can do to tell us which of 13 people on the floor has the ball. Which is insane, because understanding what’s happening at basketball takes seeing two groups of five acting in concert.

If I must watch a game remotely, I turn off the sound. It’s the only way I can stand it. But clearly, the culture has passed me by, because these days we need multiple people to tell us what we can already see.

Go ahead and argue that not everyone knows what they’re seeing on a basketball court, and this play-by-play calling plus color commentary is for them. Horseradish — learning basketball through observation isn’t hard. Nobody needs help recognizing “Caitlin Clark lets fly from the logo … threeball is good!”.

Clearly, that space within basketball has no use for me. But modern basketball doesn’t need intelligence in its writing, either. The WNBA champion Las Vegas Aces doesn’t employ anyone like me — but they do have someone who informs social media during games.

Do I have something more important to do?

My chess teacher of 50+ years died in August. I’m the one that’s best-suited for writing down what he said. I’ve been working on this book for a dozen years. It’s almost done.

I’ve been saying it’s almost done for a while. It had better get done before I die.

Who cares?

Really, no one but me. Every year, I have this conversation with myself, and the facts don’t change: There will be another basketball season following this one, and if I wasn’t there, no one gave it much thought.

The thing about 2023-24, though, is that THIS IS THE YEAR.

Everyone who cares about team sports practices these lines: “Wait ’til next year” following their elimination game, and “This is the year!” before opening night.

Everyone says “This is the year”. Most are speaking wishfully, while some have reason to believe it.

If I had to summarize the 2024 University of Utah women’s basketball prospects, I’d say: Among the eight players who got the most playing time last year, everyone returned. No losses to graduation or transfer. And we’re looking at a more-experienced team that lost two games in the last post-season, both of which to the two teams who won the tournament.

Until Baylor, I was saying with complete confidence that THIS IS THE YEAR. I should make travel plans for NCAA tournament games in Salt Lake, and begin pestering the NCAA for press credentials today.

I said 17 years ago that first-year Pacific coach Roberts was on to something. I’ve stuck by her teams ever since, and it would suck if I missed THE YEAR. Because this is it; THIS IS THE YEAR.

My friend Rebecca is a Liberty fan in Wizard Mode

You know that obnoxious fanspeak “you haven’t done this behavior, or gained this knowledge, so you lack legitimacy as a fan'”?

I think my friend Rebecca could beat anyone at that game. She could talk to God, and there’d be something about the WNBA Rebecca knows and God doesn’t.

I’m choosy about the items in my basketball card collection. Some cards include tiny uniform swatches; most of those are solid-colored swatches, but I opt for the swatches made unique by a recognizable part of the uniform.

I acquired a card years ago M I can’t remember how or when, or even which player is on it. A New York Liberty “colored patch” card, in which the uniform swatch was the Liberty torch. Absolutely the best possible swatch that could be cut from a Liberty card. I didn’t deserve to own that card M I sent it to Rebecca.

From Queens, NY, she attended a Fordham game while Pacific was visiting. I got the feeling from Rebecca’s blog and the boxscore that the Tigers — notably my girl Kenyon M were bad that day.

I think this is funny: Rebecca once said that she “know(s) all about their Kendalls”. She knew more about Pacific than anyone east of the Missippi, so she got Kenyon for a song in a fantasy draft M that was Kendall’s record-setting year.

No one loves the Aces as much as Rebecca loves the Liberty. Liberty fans have soul built from 21 years of waiting for another shot at a championship; that, at least, should negate their home-court disadvantage.

Washington 80 New York 64

The host Mystics beat the Liberty —one of the best teams ever assembled — by 16 on opening night Friday, and it wasn’t that close.

The second day of the season isn’t too early to second-guess a coach, is it?

The 1983 Sixers were the first “superteam”, so it was their coach Billy Cunningham who was the initial brunt of “all he does is roll out the balls” jokes. Then Phil Jackson confirmed the joke as the truth, though to what extent is up to the individual.

Liberty coach Sandy Brondello is in the same boat, and if I were in her deck shoes, I’d say: “Fuck them, let ’em talk”, install a read-and-react flex, and see how it goes.

The thing that separates the 2023 Liberty from other superteams, I think, is that three of their starting five are candidates for “most creative player ever” at their positions. Roll out the balls then, and let them loose.

If WNBA expansion means more like Indiana, it can wait

The WNBA season starts today, and so far, I’ve no plans to watch.

How weird is it that the W hasn’t kept up with women’s college ball, which is booming. Some folks believe it very much is, considering the quality of the players who aren’t making the final cut — Charli Collier, the #1 pick in ’21, didn’t make the Dallas Wings, for instance.

They are calling for expansion, but I’m as reluctant as league officials, though Northern California hasn’t had a good WNBA team in 16 or 18 years.

Take the best eight players who were cut yesterday, add four or six women to fill out the roster, what have you got? An expansion team. Would they be worth, say, $29 to watch (the price of the WNBA League Pass subscription)? Indiana has been in last place for years, and Seattle figures to join them down there (for the loss of Stewart and Bird, while not acquiring much to replace them — Storm boss Valavanis, I’m open to a job offer). I don’t want to watch those teams while idiots tell me what they can see (basketball is not a TV sport — if it’s played right, the team moves together, but the stupid nature of televised sports is to announce who has the ball).

The Fever drew 1800 per game, which counts tickets sold, not the number of butts in seats. The league doesn’t need more of that.

If not league expansion, then at least grow the rosters, it’s said, but that’s even worse. A basketball team isn’t made up of the 12 or 15 best players available, it’s comprised of the three best, three or five more to complement the nucleus, and four or six who greet the players coming off the floor. The team members who don’t play — they have to like not playing.

I think WNBA commissioner Engelbert would agree with me when I say: Let’s see what happens this year in the college game, then the year after that in the W.

Iowa has sold out their arena for the season, and Connecticut gets their most marketable player back. 2023-24 could be the most lucrative WCBB season ever — if it trickles up (watch the attendance where Clark and Bueckers land), then putting another couple teams on the map might be viable, because teams that will be worse than Indiana and Seattle can bank on a visit from Caitlin Clark.

I put it to myself this way: If Clark, Bueckers, Pili, and Brink were rookies this year, would I pay for televised games? Probably.