Golden State Valkyries open the Chase Center to prospective season ticket buyers, even those with chess teacher money

The Golden State Valkyries have received 15,000 deposits by prospective season ticketholders, and conducted an open house at the Chase Center Aug. 17 to bring together sales representatives and fans.

Fans were restricted to exploring the lower two levels of seats. If one wanted to see the upper deck — like I did — an escort was needed. It took 35 minutes to get the escort, which is the level of service one might expect if one can afford cheap seats.

The wait strengthened my resolve to get a job with the team, so I don’t wind up as a customer getting what I pay for.

I asked Adam, who provides group sales for the Warriors, to show me the worst seat in the building. If the worst seat is tolerable, I said, then any other would be at least OK.

He knew where to take me. Up the elevator to the sixth floor, across a walkway with a spectacular view of the Bay, to Section 201, Row 1, Seat 1.

See the angled edge in Section 201? It’s a barrier to prevent people from falling to the level below. In Rows 1-6, Seat 1 is beside that wall, and it’s opaque. The shorter you are, the worse it gets — I’m 5-foot-9, and about one-fourth of the court was obstructed from view.

The Warriors’ virtual seating chart includes the wall. This is meant to represent the view from Section 201, Row 5. Seat 1 is to the right, beside that wall — sit there for just $129 during a Warriors game.

Let’s say Valkyries tickets cost half what the Warriors tickets do. Would I pay $65 to sit anywhere in Section 201?

My seat at Arco Arena for the Sacramento Monarchs was 10th row, opposite the visiting bench, for $35. During a couple games, a friend let me join him 5th row on the baseline, a bit obstructed by the basket stanchion. Those seats were $57, eight years ago. Sounds like a bargain today, compared to an estimated $65 for a seat in the third tier at the Chase Center, behind a safety wall.

That’s the cost of the progress the Warriors brought to Bay Area basketball, and the Caitlin Clark Effect on women’s basketball.

We speculated about ticket prices while waiting in line to get inside. “Gonna cost a fortune”, said the woman behind me, who loved the freebies and swag she received during her visit to the Las Vegas Aces.

“Keep in mind”, I said, “selling your ticket to the Fever game can pay for the rest of the season.” My friends in Queens who’ve followed the New York Liberty for several years did that.

“But that’s the game I most want to see!” said a young woman.

She and her family are from Sacramento. They had my sympathy. “I’m saving 100 miles (of driving)”, I said. “Now you’re losing 100 miles.”


On a staircase in the distance, I saw a woman wearing an ABL San Jose Lasers jersey, with Jennifer Azzi’s no. 8.

I encountered the woman and her husband later. Even kids not yet born during the ABL days appreciated that jersey, she said.

I told the couple that I wore that jersey to Coach Azzi’s first game as the coach of the University of San Francisco. “She came out to talk to the press post-game, and the first thing she said was: ‘Now no one can say I’ve never done this’.”

Some were dubious about Azzi taking over at USF because she’d never coached before. She’s Jennifer Azzi. Maybe she’s never jumped out of an airplane, but I’d follow her — with the proper equipment.

Azzi’s assistant Blair Hardiek — one of my favorite people, from her playing days at Missouri with forward Carlyn Savant (an incredible shooter for her size), to her years as an assistant at San Francisco State — said: “Look at this guy’s jersey”, she said.

One of the USF players walked by. “That’s my jersey!” Azzi told her. “I ought to show this to all the players”, she said. (I thought: Don’t they know!?)


Another jersey seen Saturday at the Chase Center was an Iriafen, along with a Stanford cap.

“When I ask about who should coach this team, I get mostly wrong answers”, I said, “but I suspect you’d give me the correct one.”

“Tara VanDerveer”, she said. “What do I win?”

I think Coach VanDerveer should’ve been the first phone call Golden State made about the coaching job. Adam the group sales executive said Lisa Leslie has toured the building. I don’t think a Bay Area crowd would respond well to LosAngelesLisa as the Valkyries’ first head coach.

Could we get Coach VanDerveer and Lexie Hull in the expansion draft? If each team is permitted to protect seven, Indiana might let Hull go, considering the Stanford star is 9th on the Fever in MP, and 12th in PER.

But after her career game a few nights ago, Caitlin Clark turned her Twitter into a Lexie Hull fan page. If Clark wants someone to stick around in Indiana, I’d consider her stuck.

Five-star recruit Leah Macy, granddaughter of UK star Kyle, commits to Notre Dame

Leah Macy, class of 2025, 5-star recruit — granddaughter of Kyle, point guard on the 1978 NCAA championship team from Kentucky — committed to Notre Dame.

There’s time for her to change her mind. Surely some Kentucky booster would commit every NCAA recruiting violation in the book to bring her to Lexington.

If Leah Macy signed with Kentucky, and played as a sophomore with senior Dominika Paurova (the Oregon State transfer who saved her best for the NCAA tournament), there’s an SEC team I could care about.

Kyle Macy is so well-regarded in Kentucky that the Morris family named their daughter Maci, who couldn’t sign anywhere but UK (later drafted by WNBA Washington). He was the first-round of NBA Phoenix in 1980, playing in all 91 games for the Pacific Division winners (who were shockingly dumped from the first round of the Western playoffs by a Kansas City team that didn’t finish at .500).

Then things started to fall apart for Phoenix whose regular season win totals dropped from 57 to 46 to 53 to 41 to 36 (after the Suns thought it a good idea to trade Dennis Johnson for Rick Robey, who “clanked when he walked”, said Larry Bird).

Kyle left as a free agent for Chicago, where Michael Jordan couldn’t tolerate him, resulting in Kyle’s worst NBA season.

Golden State Valkyries ‘Block Party’

The Golden State Valkyries Block Party for season ticket buyers (committed or not) sounds like a very dumb event, at which basketball is not the topic, and the music and speaking will suck.

Especially since I could’ve won $40 at a chess tournament today, which is a LOT of money.

My friend Rebecca, a Liberty STH, said: If you had plans, you had plans. I’d go.

I think that was her way of saying: Dude, you want to work there? Go work there.

I have a pen and a notebook. I used to cover the dullest board meetings, at which I paid attention, and got the stories. I can do a marketing event for a professional sports organization, even if basketball never comes up.

If she wants to get started on that, I’ll work with her

My friend and colleague Matt — a Cal man — teaches a chess class with another instructor who thinks he knows basketball. That guy says — irrelevant to the chess class — “Who’s the best player in basketball today?”.

He was talking about the NBA, and Matt doesn’t follow the NBA. But he does listen to me go on about the college women’s game, and he blurts: “Caitlin Clark!”

Every kid in the room knew who Caitlin Clark is. If you’ve worked with a large group of children, you know it’s remarkable to get complete name recognition about *anyone*.

A week goes by, and now that guy wants to show off his chess knowledge. He says: “Who’s the current women’s world chess champion?”. (While Matt tells me this story, I say: “Shit, I don’t even know that one.”)

In that chess class, a boy says: “Caitlin Clark!”.

Junior guard Kemery Martin to transfer from Cal

After guard Kemery Martin transfered from Utah to Cal, and looked good in some early outings, Utah coach Roberts said: “Her knees aren’t bothering her”.Which I thought was one of the funniest things she ever said, though maybe you had to be there.

I thought Kemery was a better cultural fit for Berkeley than Salt Lake. She looks like a free spirit, and if growing up in Utah didn’t let her express herself, living in Berkeley surely would.

She’s back in the portal.

I like the kid. She’s been one of my favorite players at two schools to which I pay attention.The last players I said that about were Dru Gylten (who had to wear two jerseys to South Dakota State’s NCAA first round game at Utah) and Heidi Heintz (whose roles at San Francisco and UC Davis were markedly different, and she stood out in both: she’s now an assistant at Cal). Maybe we could put Brynna Maxwell in this company, though I don’t pay attention to Gonzaga as much as get out of their way while they steamroll past.

I’ll give Kemery a pass — again. I thought it made sense for her to leave Utah for Cal. And I’ll assume she’s leaving Cal because she’d prefer not to travel to ACC opponents.

After the dissolution of Pac-12 women’s basketball, I’ll give each of its portal travelers the same pass. Kiki Iriafen and Kemery Martin didn’t want to play in the ACC — logical reasons for jumping. The Oregon State Eight didn’t want to play in the West Coast Conference — I’ll buy that. I hope I’m right, and that these aren’t a bucket of cases of the portal making it too easy for young adults to act on their whims.

Forward Chyra Evans arrives through transfer portal

My first question for Coach Roberts every summer is: Did you get anyone I’ll like? (Because whether I like a player is more important than her meshing with the team.)

Chyra Evans, a 6-foot-2 forward from Australia (by way of U. Michigan and the transfer portal) joined Utah.

You can’t tell jack from highlight reels, but Evans can do the things Alissa Pili did. Pili is one of a kind — there’s never been anyone else like her in women’s basketball — but Evans can finish under the basket, and shoot the three. (Suggesting that the Utah braintrust is opting for the logical course of sticking with the “four out, eschew midrange” offense rather than retool.)

Will I like her? I’m sure I’ll like talking to her. Australians are always good teammates — I haven’t yet met an Aussie who wasn’t among the most media-friendly players in the gym.

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Has “besides, if you don’t like it here, there’s the transfer portal” become an established part of the college athletics recruiting lexicon?

I thought I’d get used to it — then again, baseball’s interleague play, multiple playoff teams, and the designated hitter in the National League remains unfathomable — but it’s just another reminder that I’m an old person.

When I was a young chessplayer, we got as much as 2.5 hours to make 40 moves. I’m in a Menlo Park chess club tournament with a time control of game-in-45-minutes-plus-5-second-delay, and it leaves me muttering at the board that this is going to take some getting used to. The club director, a long-time friend who is also an old man, commiserates. Mark will fill in in case of an odd number of players, but he doesn’t pair himself as a matter of course. “I need the time”, he said.

Kids these days play entire games of chess in 30 seconds, because playing a game of chess in one minute wasn’t thrilling enough for them.

I’m still shocked by giant iron birds in the sky, I yell at clouds, and holy shit, I’m boggled at 1000+ young women per season jumping to new schools. When I was their age, choosing a college was the biggest decision we ever had to face — athletes always had to consider that if it didn’t work out and they wanted to move, it meant sitting out for a year.

Maybe Caitlin Clark’s example of sticking at Iowa for four years will be followed like her heads-up ball handling, and her outstanding grade point average.

There goes Daniela Falcon Hernandez — following Lani White — but perhaps I only imagined seeing #11 on the Utah bench, because I never thought she really existed. Alyssa Blanck looked like the end of the end of the bench, but even Blanck entered a few games, while Hernandez never did.

I’m rather shocked that Aaronette Vonleh thought she needed to get out of Colorado. After four significant graduation losses plus Vonleh’s transfer, the Buffaloes are left with Frida Formann as their lone returning starter. If I wanted to be cynical, I’d suggest that Vonleh saw Sherrod, Miller, Nolan, and Whittaker depart, and figured Colorado’s championship window had closed. She’s one of my favorite players, and I’d prefer not to think that way.

I pondered for a minute how Vonleh would fit at Utah. I think Utah’s coaching staff won’t be overly committed to the offensive model that worked so well with Alissa Pili, and will redesign the playbook according to whichever 12 bodies are in place come August. That’s not a long stretch of the imagination, though, and whether the Utes landed Vonleh or Raegan Beers, they’ll be a force in the Big 12. Er, I think. I don’t even know who the league champions are in the Big 12 (and it’s not research I’m keen on doing, you understand).

The team is traveling to Minnesota around the winter holidays, right? The Johnson and Kneepkens families will appreciate a visit, and maybe we have to bring food and clothing to Pili, because who knows what kind of trouble she’ll get into out in the more-real world.

Until Iowa’s Kate Martin went at #18…

When Martin went to the Aces with the 6th pick of the second round of the WNBA draft, she was Coach Bluder’s second player selected.

Until then, the only coach with two was Coach Roberts, with Alissa at #8 to Minnesota, and #13 Brynna Maxwell to Chicago.

The Utegon Utevers

I’d be quite OK with it if Utah signed most, if not all, of the wayward Oregon State Beavers.

Start with Beers (I’ve been wanting to use the title We Can Haz Beers? for days). Then Hunter, Pourova, Hansford, Van Oelhoffen. If Kelsey Rees wanted to come back, hey, open arms.

I’m actually looking forward to watching Coach Rueck build the 2027 West Coast Conference champion Oregon State Beavers.